most mind-boggling baby names

21 of the very most mind-boggling baby titles parents picked in 2017


Abcde? No, we're not only stuck about how to start writing this content - Abcde can be a real baby name that triggered plenty of controversy on parenting site Netmums previous this year. What do you consider?


It turns away, there were six small Abcde’s born in the us this past year (pronounced Ab-si-dee), according to a worst baby name list published by the US’s Social Protection Administration.


In the event that you thought these unusual baby titles were just a little out presently there, you won't believe all of those other list detailing the brands of US-born babies in 2017. Eureka! No, no more writing inspiration, however the name of seven ladies born in america last year. Twelve women and six males were called… await it. Espn. Yes. Just like the sports channel. If you think a name like that would make you sound like a little of a, well, lemon - there have been 25 small Lemons in the us born this past year too. 


We're uncertain if some of those will be our 1st choice either, but browse the gallery for all of those other hilarious (but head-scratching) list below. 


21 of the worst baby names 2017


Moo

Yes, moo, while in the sound a cow makes. Seven young ladies and six males in america were called Moo in 2017. 


Fanta

There's enjoying an ice chilly Fanta by the pool, and there's the 24 models of parents who each called their daughter Fanta this past year. No words.


Maybelline

Probably she's born with it, probably it's - oh wait around, it Maybelline is. No maybe about any of it - 20 ladies were named following this beauty brand this past year. 


Tesla

There have been 141 more Teslas in the us as of this past year - nope, not fresh cars, but 130 newborn girls and 11 newborn boys. 


Evian

The Evian babies upon the ad inspired 10 real Evian babies in 2017. All boys.


Denim

Like a comfortable couple of jeans, Denim was a strangely popular choice among parents this past year. 141 boys and 53 girls were named following the durable fabric. 


Duchess

Nine girls received the royal treatment with this namesake. The mispelled edition - Dutchess - visited 11 girls. 


Koi

This common carp was almost equally common between children this past year - 26 boys and 25 girls will carry this name with them forevermore. 


Havoc

The 17 males called Havoc this past year will likely be leading to more havoc in a year or two if they reach their tantrum stage. 


Furious

'I'm Furious!' will need on a whole fresh meaning for the 10 kids who'll take this name with them for the others of their lives. 


Slayer

Slayer. Six boys. Want we say more. 


Isis

Fifty one girls were named Isis this past year. Yes, we realize the name originally derives from mythology, but it's still more likely to carry negative connotations.


Paw

Like Cheryl and Liam's Bear, that one is quite adorable. For a baby. Paw point.


Eureka

'Any ideas for a name?' 'Give me a sec. Eureka!' 'That'll do.' Seven ladies in 2017 were called this way. 


Babyboy

Will what it says on the tin. Eight babyboys had been called Babyboy this past year. 


Babygirl 

See earlier. Seven babygirls were called Babygirl in 2017.


Charlemagne

Six males. Nope, us neither. 


Jezebel

From mythology, but also a favorite American website. Twenty seven women were called this past year. 


Stalin

While in Stalin. Seven males were known as this in 2017. 


Yoyo

10 girls were called Yoyo this past year. Yoyay or yonay?


Lemon

Let's hope the 25 girls who also were called Lemon this past year don't possess the surname Drizzle, Meringue or cake. Just saying. 


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